The Profile: Hollywood’s leading man taking on a new role & the star of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

This week's Profile features Brad Pitt, Dakota Johnson, and Doyle Bunson.

Good morning, friends!

My Twitter timeline has become a sort of reality-bending carnival mirror.

Although I’ve curated it in such a way that I only follow what I consider to be pretty reasonable people, it’s not uncommon for me to see two back-to-back tweets that take the same fact and spin two contradictory narratives.

It’s mind-boggling.

From the state of…