The Profile: The investor who outperformed Warren Buffett & the bartender trolling Citadel’s CEO

Thanks to the readers of The Profile, I have crowdsourced the ultimate guide to parenthood.

Good morning, friends.

I became a parent two months ago.

It’s surreal, but no one’s asking me about how surreal it is that there is a new full-blown human here now. Instead, this is the burning question they want me to answer: “So ... do you still have time to write?” It’s a polite form of the clichéd question new moms get all the time: “How do you balanc…